Detached house 5 bedrooms in Luxembourg-Centre ville

FOR SALE – MAGNIFICENT CHARMING MANOR, VACANT SINCE 1893… OR ALMOST! IMMO-CONTACT Real Estate Agency is delighted to present this magnificent manor house, ideally located in a peaceful, secluded and particularly… mysterious setting. This exceptional property, full of timeless charm, could benefit from a little refreshing. Nothing too frightening… as long as you don’t look behind the walls. From the moment you arrive, you’ll be captivated by its authentic architecture, generous living spaces and truly unique atmosphere. The manor comprises: - A spacious entrance hall where doors occasionally open by themselves. A real everyday convenience! - A magnificent, bright living room shared with a charming ghost. Very discreet during the day, slightly more talkative after midnight. - A fully equipped kitchen, perfect for preparing delicious meals. Just be careful… some utensils seem to have a mind of their own. - Several spacious bedrooms, including one occupied by an adorable collectible doll. She occasionally changes places, but she’s very friendly… usually. - A bathroom featuring an antique mirror. Sometimes your reflection takes a few seconds to catch up. - A convertible attic, currently occupied by a tenant who refuses to introduce himself. - A vaulted cellar, perfect for storing your finest wines… and a few family secrets. Additional features of this exceptional property: - No risk of burglary: the last visitors ran away screaming. - Shared accommodation possible with the current occupants, at no additional cost. - Natural alarm system: screams and mysterious footsteps included. - Extremely quiet neighbourhood… especially the cemetery next door. - Available immediately, provided the former owners finally agree to leave. Asking price: €666, negotiable only during a full moon. A rare opportunity for lovers of unusual properties, thrilling experiences and invisible housemates. Don’t hesitate to contact us to arrange a viewing. Our real estate agent will be delighted to accompany you… as far as the front door. After that, you’re on your own. ⸻ BOO! DID WE SCARE YOU? Don’t worry! This listing is entirely fictional and was created by the IMMO-CONTACT team to celebrate Halloween! No haunted manor, ghosts or possessed dolls are actually being offered for sale. However, for your real estate projects, our team is very much alive and always at your service! The entire IMMO-CONTACT team wishes you a frightfully Happy Halloween!